Monday, May 5, 2008

Holy Crap this pissed me off.

Watch this.

I felt compelled to write, even though there were many well written pieces from cyclists covering many of my initial arguments. As a supplement, here's what I wrote.

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A couple things that have not been touched on:

Miffed that cyclists don't pay taxes? You can thank your heavy vehicles(and sometimes frost) that we cyclists have to dodge potholes on 23mm wide tires. The rule of thumb that Civil Engineers used when designing roads is that damage is proportional to the vehicle's gross weight per axle, raised to 4th power. That means that even the heaviest cyclist accounts for a negligible amount of road wear in comparison to the lightest Honda Civic. Those of you who have heavy SUV's & such pay roughly the same in taxes that the civic driver does. What gives? Pay for your damage!

Also keep in mind that it is your right to ride a bicycle, while driving your beloved car/truck is a privilege. Even if you've bought a car, kept it in good maintenance, registered your vehicle in the state, purchased insurance, and have a driver's license, your ability to drive on the state's roadways can be taken from you by a court. None of those things listed above are required by MN statute 169.222 (except good maintenance), and I have never heard of someone ever getting their right to ride a bicycle taken from them (unless they've been killed)--with exception to those suggestions I've read here. I'm American and I love freedom. I have a right to ride a bicycle and I exercise it. Hey--try some freedom on and see how it fits. Free yourself from the gridlock!

I'm also human, and I make mistakes. My driver's ed instructor told me that a good driver makes a mistake about once a minute. Motorists, I've driven in rush hour traffic probably just as much as you have. I know how frustrating it is. You're tired, you're cranky, you just want to get home after a hard day of work, you just paid your $400 car payment, you just paid an arm & a leg for North Dakotan oil that somehow is $3.52/ gallon because of uprisings in Nigeria, and some jerk in another car cut you off. I'm sorry I was dodging a pothole and you had to slow down to 20mph.

I don't condone riding through stop signs/lights. I'd also argue that many people observed in this video are hardly serious cyclists. I noticed most of them wearing cotton and some wearing music players while riding--telltale signs of those who ride infrequently and thus have little experience and knowledge about how to be courteous on the road and responsible cyclists. Ticket them.

By the way, motorists, you should thank me. Every time I ride my bicycle, I'm one less car at the crosstown, I'm 2 less gallons of gas burnt (thus decreasing the demand and theoretically the price), I'm healthier and will statistically be less likely to consume heath care costs that the state or my employer would otherwise assume. I'm also happier--both because exercise promotes mental health, and I have a good excuse to enjoy a beer afterwards with friends.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I know you mentioned this, but I do have to say that I feel like an absolute fuddy-duddy when I stop at stop signs/lights while on my bike. I'm fairly certain that I'm one of only approximately 5% on Minnesotan cyclists who do it. And this isn't just out of the occasional cyclists, either. It drives me fucking nuts because, turn the tables and when I'm behind the wheel, *I'm* gonna be the "asshole" who hits one of them.

Even worse, are all the cyclists I see at NIGHT, in WINTER, on LYNDALE with neither lights nor helmet, weaving between parked cars and blowing stop lights. WTF? Seriously. Stupidity goes both ways.

Tour de Life said...

Andy,
I enjoyed reading your response to this article. First off, i have to say that was the best piece of journalism i have ever seen. I would love to meet the Einstein who came up with the idea of drive along side of a cycler with a camera in their face. Great idea! Second, the so pictured stop sign they were taping by was a T section with really no reason for that cycler to stop. Especially if maintaining a straight line. If turning, i could see stopping but otherwise, i would blow through that evertime. If i put myself in the position to possible be hit, then i don't complain. If i am minding my own business, hugging the curb, when some asshole cruises by with total disregard of you then i get pissed. In conclusion, i make mistakes as well. I am just asking with a helmet on and both front and back lights that you respect me as i am stripped of my gas sipping metal shell.
Wade

Unknown said...

(And just let it be known that I have no "gas guzzling metal shell to speak of." I'm car free and have been for three years. That doesn't mean I don't think about what would happen if I *was* a motorist and *did* hit a cyclist.)

Tour de Life said...

Don't take it personal. I was speaking of the majority of civilization. I did not mean to harsh your buzz. Sorry if I came across that way.