Hey Republicans! Here's a taste of the liberal agenda about to unfold!
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We will rename America to "Anti-America"...or whatever that is in French.
The official religion of the country will become Islamic Atheism.
Denis Kucinich, Al Sharpton, and Noam Chomsky will be confirmed into the US Supreme court.
All women will be required to both use contraceptives and have abortions.
Official language? Any of the 55+ Native American languages.
The Bullet Free America Act will have your firearms easily removed from your law abiding hands by the US Army & Marines. Whom you support, of course.
The fence along the Mexican border will be torn down, extra footbridges built over the Rio Grande, and water stops placed in the desert. In addition, we're going to build a bridge from Florida to Morocco.
The new White House press secretary? Keith Olbermann.
Cigarettes? Illegal. Marajuana? Mandatory.
Everyone will be required to have at least 2 gay relationships. And dogs don't count, just in case you're wondering, Mr. Santorum. Sorry.
The stars on old glory will be replaced with silhouettes of the world's top 50 endangered species.
Christmas will now be now called RamaKwanzannakah.
Secretary of Defense? Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins' house keeper? Ann 'STFU' Coulter.
Orders at fast food restaurants must be placed in Spanish.
In a worldwide peace initiative, Stealth Bombers will be retrofitted with new equipment, and will be now referred to as "High altitude flower droppers."
Blackwater battalions returning from Iraq? Reassigned to protect Polar Bears from Sarah Palin's black helicopter.
A new series of Anti-crystal meth awareness billboards will be rolled out with photos of Michelle Bachman.
Secretary of the Environment? Ralph Nader
Federal allocated dollars to faith-based initiatives will be redistributed, with equal shares going to the church of Scientology and Eckankar.
The Turbo-Affirmative action act of 2009 will require all white people get a really awesome tan. In fact, your prescence is requested in the cotton fields at 7AM.
Toyota Prius's will be outfitted with mechanisms to automatically key your hummer/expedition/suburban.
A Michelle Bachman style expose? Quality Journalists, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity, will be "assigned" to Guantanamo Bay to do some "first hand" reporting.
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Don't worry though. If you don't like it, you can always go live somewhere else.
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Dear Lad,
I have exercised the path of ECKANKAR since 1973. I voted for McCain. Many of my friends in ECKANKAR did not. ECKANKAR is about the individual Soul and God. Not about who wins elections or football games, or if that cute boy will ask me out. It is about learning to Love unconditionally.
Yes, I am having a tough lesson right now.
I see the Democratic win as the grossest misuse of "The Secret" process. Making "molds", "conditions", praying for others, "convincing" others is Black Magic. One may change only oneself. This attack, this badgering of the American psyche by the Democrats has presented us with the first transfer of power in Modern Western Society perpetrated by Black Magic as practiced by the Democrats, media, educators, and "black churches".
Stay strong, love God, love the shining beacon of light that the USA is. If we live true to our hearts these 4 years will go by fast with as little damage as possible.
The Republicans pushed religion too much. The Founding Fathers were Deists. God doesn't care who wins or looses, only that we learn to love one another.
When I find myself becoming upset over the world and events around me, I look to my heart and I sing "HUUUUUU" on successive long breaths. Spirit reminds me that I am loved, I am love, and all is love.
We Americans are here by choice, not by chance. Just like folks living other places. Sadly those folks are coming here with no understanding of what "pursuit of happiness" means.
May the Blessings Be.
http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_new_world_orde_10121.php
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