Saturday, December 3, 2005

When my mind wanders at work

You know how you always see those major league jackasses on the road in their Suburbans or H2's at night driving by themselves, but with all 87 monitors in their vehicle playing some movie or music video?

I'm going to get the new video iPod and an armband for the gym, and play videos the whole fucking time! You're on the treadmill next to me, just walking along , until you look over and see my arm with my iPod on it.....Playing a fucking White Stripes video!

And then you, completely entranced & not paying attention, trip on the treadmill and fall face first on the belt.

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