Hey Republicans! Here's a taste of the liberal agenda about to unfold!
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We will rename America to "Anti-America"...or whatever that is in French.
The official religion of the country will become Islamic Atheism.
Denis Kucinich, Al Sharpton, and Noam Chomsky will be confirmed into the US Supreme court.
All women will be required to both use contraceptives and have abortions.
Official language? Any of the 55+ Native American languages.
The Bullet Free America Act will have your firearms easily removed from your law abiding hands by the US Army & Marines. Whom you support, of course.
The fence along the Mexican border will be torn down, extra footbridges built over the Rio Grande, and water stops placed in the desert. In addition, we're going to build a bridge from Florida to Morocco.
The new White House press secretary? Keith Olbermann.
Cigarettes? Illegal. Marajuana? Mandatory.
Everyone will be required to have at least 2 gay relationships. And dogs don't count, just in case you're wondering, Mr. Santorum. Sorry.
The stars on old glory will be replaced with silhouettes of the world's top 50 endangered species.
Christmas will now be now called RamaKwanzannakah.
Secretary of Defense? Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins' house keeper? Ann 'STFU' Coulter.
Orders at fast food restaurants must be placed in Spanish.
In a worldwide peace initiative, Stealth Bombers will be retrofitted with new equipment, and will be now referred to as "High altitude flower droppers."
Blackwater battalions returning from Iraq? Reassigned to protect Polar Bears from Sarah Palin's black helicopter.
A new series of Anti-crystal meth awareness billboards will be rolled out with photos of Michelle Bachman.
Secretary of the Environment? Ralph Nader
Federal allocated dollars to faith-based initiatives will be redistributed, with equal shares going to the church of Scientology and Eckankar.
The Turbo-Affirmative action act of 2009 will require all white people get a really awesome tan. In fact, your prescence is requested in the cotton fields at 7AM.
Toyota Prius's will be outfitted with mechanisms to automatically key your hummer/expedition/suburban.
A Michelle Bachman style expose? Quality Journalists, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity, will be "assigned" to Guantanamo Bay to do some "first hand" reporting.
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Don't worry though. If you don't like it, you can always go live somewhere else.
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Friday, November 7, 2008
Monday, May 14, 2007
Let Me Clear the Fog
I've had ENOUGH of this ridiculous "if we don't fight 'em there, we'll have to fight 'em here" logic.
This so called conventional wisdom flies in the face of common sense, so let me straighten it out. ESPECIALLY for all the "straight-shooters" out there.
In "The Fog of War", Robert McNamara, the longest standing Secretary of Defense in the history of the US, outlines the eleven lessons of his life. (He was a war strategist whiz-kid during WWII, the secretary of defense during the cuban missle crisis, and was SoD during administrations of both political parties)
His #1 lesson is: Empathize with your enemy.
We know at least a few things about our the terrorists we are fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
1. They will attack civilians if they can.
2. They may be murderers, but they aren't stupid.
I have one question for all you who are so concerned that if the war ends in Iraq, we'll have to dodge bullets at the grocery store.
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Why would an terrorist in Iraq fight an armed American trooper when he could with much less risk to his own life, fly/boat to mexico, and waltz(or Mariachi with an Elephant) across our swiss cheese southern border, and attack American citizens?
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NEWS FLASH. THEY CAN DO THAT TODAY.
The idea that they will follow the Marines BACK to the US is wildly absurd. Why would they buy their plane tickets when our occupation ends? Wouldn't the easiest target be American civilians within our borders while 200,000+ soldiers are overseas?
If it WAS happening today, we'd definately hear Bush 43 talk about it in the same breaths as he does with his alleged foiled terrorist plots. But, border security has been pretty low on the Bush administration & Homeland Security's to-do list. (in fact, I'd like to see Homeland Security's to-do list. I bet all line items are "waste money on ridiculous shit.")
But this is not happening now, and it won't happen later. Insurgents in Iraq want control of their country. They are not interested in killing American civilians in America, because if they were they'd already be doing it. The war in Iraq will NOT be fought on US soil ever.
Unfortunately, McNamara's #2 lesson is that "Rationality will not save us." He'll be right unless you learn to think for yourselves.
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Postscript:
EarlG @ democraticunderground.com put it really well this morning.
"Essentially [this] rationale is that our troops are nothing more than human sacrifices on the altar of global terrorism. If we pull out of Iraq, the evil monsters will come to America and kill us all! Much better to feed them a steady diet of young American men and women in a faraway country that we don't really have to think about, right?"
This so called conventional wisdom flies in the face of common sense, so let me straighten it out. ESPECIALLY for all the "straight-shooters" out there.
In "The Fog of War", Robert McNamara, the longest standing Secretary of Defense in the history of the US, outlines the eleven lessons of his life. (He was a war strategist whiz-kid during WWII, the secretary of defense during the cuban missle crisis, and was SoD during administrations of both political parties)
His #1 lesson is: Empathize with your enemy.
We know at least a few things about our the terrorists we are fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
1. They will attack civilians if they can.
2. They may be murderers, but they aren't stupid.
I have one question for all you who are so concerned that if the war ends in Iraq, we'll have to dodge bullets at the grocery store.
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Why would an terrorist in Iraq fight an armed American trooper when he could with much less risk to his own life, fly/boat to mexico, and waltz(or Mariachi with an Elephant) across our swiss cheese southern border, and attack American citizens?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NEWS FLASH. THEY CAN DO THAT TODAY.
The idea that they will follow the Marines BACK to the US is wildly absurd. Why would they buy their plane tickets when our occupation ends? Wouldn't the easiest target be American civilians within our borders while 200,000+ soldiers are overseas?
If it WAS happening today, we'd definately hear Bush 43 talk about it in the same breaths as he does with his alleged foiled terrorist plots. But, border security has been pretty low on the Bush administration & Homeland Security's to-do list. (in fact, I'd like to see Homeland Security's to-do list. I bet all line items are "waste money on ridiculous shit.")
But this is not happening now, and it won't happen later. Insurgents in Iraq want control of their country. They are not interested in killing American civilians in America, because if they were they'd already be doing it. The war in Iraq will NOT be fought on US soil ever.
Unfortunately, McNamara's #2 lesson is that "Rationality will not save us." He'll be right unless you learn to think for yourselves.
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Postscript:
EarlG @ democraticunderground.com put it really well this morning.
"Essentially [this] rationale is that our troops are nothing more than human sacrifices on the altar of global terrorism. If we pull out of Iraq, the evil monsters will come to America and kill us all! Much better to feed them a steady diet of young American men and women in a faraway country that we don't really have to think about, right?"
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